damn you, limited profile question response lengths!

So I was doing my profile for this blog and it asks a bunch of questions that I am supposed to anwswer. One of them is a randomly chosen question which read:

Random Question:
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

So I did:

Formerly the lead kazzooist and sometimes washboard player for the wildly successful punk/folk fusion band Various Artists, and later highlighting his impecable kazzoo skills with Elizabeth Parker's ultimate kazzoo experience, Tim Goff has become a household name in the genre of music that should never have been given a record deal. Known for his punky, kazzoo infused covers of some of music's greatest standards, such as "Landslide", "Paradise by The Dashboard Light", and the "Quizno's Sub" song, Tim has left an indelible mark on the sound of modern music. On this, his first solo album, he delivers, in full force, the greatest achievemnets of his career. The lead single "That shitty Darkness song (Kazzoo and acapella version)" has already become a hit, and other cuts from this album are sure to follow suit. In conclusion, Tim Goff is a person of many contrasts.


Unfortunately, the answer has to be less than 150 characters, so I couldnt actually submit it... so I put it here instead.