2 crazy months condensed into a couple of paragraphs
Once again, it has been 2 months since I potsed to this blog. Once again I will make up excuses about how no one cares what I do every day or how awesome my weekend was or how big the crap I laid this morning was... Ok that last one came from no where, and actually it was pretty disgusting, I'm sorry. But the point is that these blogs let us feel like the boring crap we do everyday is important or something.
That being said, I did get engaged since I last posted here, so that probably doesnt count in the "every day boring crap" category. Yes, thats right, I proposed to my fantastic girlfriend (ahem... fiance) on her birthday. It was pretty sweet. I threw her a surprise party that she completely wasnt expecting, and then proposed to her. I think that counts as two distinct really awesome things I did for her so I can be a total jerk for a few months. Besides, that big ole piece of refined carbon on her finger means she cant leave me no matter what I do, right? Anyway, since she is a woman (otherwise we prolly wouldnt be engaged) she has been planning her wedding since she was but a sparkle in her fathers eye, and before the words were out my mouth we had a date, and locations for the wedding and reception. actually we kinda had a date before I proposed, if you believe that. anyway it is on october 6th (or is it 7th... whatever the saturday is... I really should get this memorized, I can see some uncomfortable aniversaries if I cant) 2006. The wedding is going to be at the University of Maryland chapel and because you love us so much and want to drive all day, the reception will be in Towson at a bed and breakfast. Actually it works out nicely since there will be a few hours in between due to the way these places do their schedules, and the B and B is really nice.
I also moved into the new house since the last post so thats cool. I like living with my girlf... I mean fiance damn thats hard to get used to. I get to be all domestic and make her dinner and stuff and she cleans up for me, and we dont have to waste phone bills on hour long copnversations everynight. hmm, I just realized that "domestic" sounds like a euphemism for gay. Hey, just because I can cook doesnt make me gay. its the sex with men that makes me gay. or at least it would it it existed. Im engaged to a WOMAN damnit! step off with the gay shit!
ok, that last paragraph was kinda weird... this is why I dont post often... I get a pscitzophrentic(sp)-like. anyway, the final reason I should have posted and didnt is that I got a kitten. Yes, there is now another creature's life in my hands. thats a scary thought. she is like 9 weeks old and her name is Chloe. no particular reason for the name. I was going to call her testudo, but my brother thought that was retarded and I agreed with him. she is really active and runs around like shes on crack, quite often hitting or falling off of things. she gets along with the dog pretty well but gets licked by her a lot. when she gets bigger they will prolly be best buddies.
Ok assholes, you happy now? you made me post. you made me rehash all the stuff that you already knew about. you made me rant on and not make sense. bastards.
Honestly though I will try and post more often... Im just too lazy.
That being said, I did get engaged since I last posted here, so that probably doesnt count in the "every day boring crap" category. Yes, thats right, I proposed to my fantastic girlfriend (ahem... fiance) on her birthday. It was pretty sweet. I threw her a surprise party that she completely wasnt expecting, and then proposed to her. I think that counts as two distinct really awesome things I did for her so I can be a total jerk for a few months. Besides, that big ole piece of refined carbon on her finger means she cant leave me no matter what I do, right? Anyway, since she is a woman (otherwise we prolly wouldnt be engaged) she has been planning her wedding since she was but a sparkle in her fathers eye, and before the words were out my mouth we had a date, and locations for the wedding and reception. actually we kinda had a date before I proposed, if you believe that. anyway it is on october 6th (or is it 7th... whatever the saturday is... I really should get this memorized, I can see some uncomfortable aniversaries if I cant) 2006. The wedding is going to be at the University of Maryland chapel and because you love us so much and want to drive all day, the reception will be in Towson at a bed and breakfast. Actually it works out nicely since there will be a few hours in between due to the way these places do their schedules, and the B and B is really nice.
I also moved into the new house since the last post so thats cool. I like living with my girlf... I mean fiance damn thats hard to get used to. I get to be all domestic and make her dinner and stuff and she cleans up for me, and we dont have to waste phone bills on hour long copnversations everynight. hmm, I just realized that "domestic" sounds like a euphemism for gay. Hey, just because I can cook doesnt make me gay. its the sex with men that makes me gay. or at least it would it it existed. Im engaged to a WOMAN damnit! step off with the gay shit!
ok, that last paragraph was kinda weird... this is why I dont post often... I get a pscitzophrentic(sp)-like. anyway, the final reason I should have posted and didnt is that I got a kitten. Yes, there is now another creature's life in my hands. thats a scary thought. she is like 9 weeks old and her name is Chloe. no particular reason for the name. I was going to call her testudo, but my brother thought that was retarded and I agreed with him. she is really active and runs around like shes on crack, quite often hitting or falling off of things. she gets along with the dog pretty well but gets licked by her a lot. when she gets bigger they will prolly be best buddies.
Ok assholes, you happy now? you made me post. you made me rehash all the stuff that you already knew about. you made me rant on and not make sense. bastards.
Honestly though I will try and post more often... Im just too lazy.
posted by Unknown | Wednesday, July 06, 2005
1 Comments:
Hey... I just feel bad... you finally post after two months and then not a single comment in reply. Granted, I suppose most of the people reading this blog live around you and know what you've been up to, but still. It's unfortunate. Yup... that's about all I have to say.
-Will
PS I will steal your cat. She is too cute.
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