less troubling portents...
Sorry for stealing Ben's sequel rights, but I'm sure you recall Bens post a while back about the shall we say interesting picture of SCOTUS nominee John Roberts's family...
Well, there is now a picture of just announced SCOTUS nominee Sam Alito's family that while not beign quite as creepy, makes you wonder who the hell these people hire to do their photo shoots. I mean, dont they want to come off as being normal everyday Americans who joe blow can relate to and who will take our abortion rights away and let Lyndie England hook electrodes to our genetalia, but do it with a neighborly smile, not some family of zobmies who look like they are the result of some weird stem cell/abortion experiment gone wrong that maybe is the real reason why they're all so against all that stuff?
But at least this family is better than Roberts'. I mean his daughter could be kinda cute if she wasnt giving you the look of death. Dude, your daddy is about to assume the best job in the country. He can't get fired for the rest of his life and he gets to play god with the constitution. Yet you cant even crack a freaking smile. Maybe your not in a good mood because this photo shoot is getting in the way of you getting an abortion before daddy puts an end to that crazy right. Or maybe you just feel uncomfortable with that picture of Clinton with his hand on your shoulder. Which maybe explains why your brother there has that "theres nothing going on here" look on his face. I mean he is right at boner level, and if Clinton is feeling up sis' over there, your gona be getting the brunt of that. I havent yet figured out why he might be looking to the left out of the corner of his eye, but I assume he didnt get the memo that said they were looking forward after all. I'm sure someone a bit smarter could find some deep symbolism about the painting of Clinton seemingly growing out of him, but my analysis is confined to boner jokes and the like, so I got nothing. By the way, why the hell are they standing in front of Clinton? Is that a lame attempt to apeal to democrats? Is that a secret code, kinda like "Don't worry, she's and 'evangelical'... hint... hint", but instead "we like Clinton, we're not really as conservative as you think. wink wink". Finally the wife is the only one who looks normal.... even happy. Probabaly because she knows she can coerce her husband into making all the dirty crap he tries to get her to do in bed illegal, and then she'll never have to make an excuse.
Well, there is now a picture of just announced SCOTUS nominee Sam Alito's family that while not beign quite as creepy, makes you wonder who the hell these people hire to do their photo shoots. I mean, dont they want to come off as being normal everyday Americans who joe blow can relate to and who will take our abortion rights away and let Lyndie England hook electrodes to our genetalia, but do it with a neighborly smile, not some family of zobmies who look like they are the result of some weird stem cell/abortion experiment gone wrong that maybe is the real reason why they're all so against all that stuff?
But at least this family is better than Roberts'. I mean his daughter could be kinda cute if she wasnt giving you the look of death. Dude, your daddy is about to assume the best job in the country. He can't get fired for the rest of his life and he gets to play god with the constitution. Yet you cant even crack a freaking smile. Maybe your not in a good mood because this photo shoot is getting in the way of you getting an abortion before daddy puts an end to that crazy right. Or maybe you just feel uncomfortable with that picture of Clinton with his hand on your shoulder. Which maybe explains why your brother there has that "theres nothing going on here" look on his face. I mean he is right at boner level, and if Clinton is feeling up sis' over there, your gona be getting the brunt of that. I havent yet figured out why he might be looking to the left out of the corner of his eye, but I assume he didnt get the memo that said they were looking forward after all. I'm sure someone a bit smarter could find some deep symbolism about the painting of Clinton seemingly growing out of him, but my analysis is confined to boner jokes and the like, so I got nothing. By the way, why the hell are they standing in front of Clinton? Is that a lame attempt to apeal to democrats? Is that a secret code, kinda like "Don't worry, she's and 'evangelical'... hint... hint", but instead "we like Clinton, we're not really as conservative as you think. wink wink". Finally the wife is the only one who looks normal.... even happy. Probabaly because she knows she can coerce her husband into making all the dirty crap he tries to get her to do in bed illegal, and then she'll never have to make an excuse.
posted by Unknown | Monday, October 31, 2005
2 Comments:
I would say it looks like the wifey just got goosed or actually has a stick crammed in her out-hole. No one in this picture looks normal, including the photographer in the bottom right with the retarded look on his face who's completely missing the point of this photo shoot.
Not to be overly logical here, but I imagine that there is something going on to the left of the picture. Most likely there is a podium with either Bush or Alito speaking to the press. If you recall the full picture of the Roberts family, the little children of the corn breakdance party was goign on next to the president and nominee who were announcing the nomination. But it was a lot more funny to cut off the newsworthy part. Anyway, that would explain the son looking to the side and the photographer looking away from the family. Of course all of this ruins the humourousness of the photo, so I prefer to think that there is something funny over there, like midgets or trained monkeys. Maybe both. Or perhaps there is some sort of satanic ritual goign on which would explain the stupid looks on the family's faces
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