Crappy excuse for a post

I took this quiz and thougth it was kinda interesting:

You Are 40% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

yeah, i'm 40% american... I work with a brittish guy who has a green card and got a 42.. thats kinda sad.

Then I got carried away and did a bunch more:

You Are an Emo Rocker!

Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing. That doesn't mean you don't rock out... You just rock out with meaning. For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Yeah, I hate Emo.... I dont know how they figured that one

Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters I've got another confession my friend I'm no fool I'm getting tired of starting again Somewhere new While you may seem bright on the outside, your insides have a distinct angst flavor.

What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?

Well, at least I didnt get hallarback girl or that crap ass banana song for my summer anthem... Foo fighters I can deal with

Your Daddy Is Pedro Martinez

What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland

Who's Your Daddy?

HAHAHA.... I dont get it, but its freakin funny.

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

HAHA, once again, HILARIOUS

You Are 22 Years Old

22 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

That one was actually kinda interestign because they guessed my age only one year off. creeepy



and finally some amusing links:
http://www.blogthings.com/dc.html
http://www.blogthings.com/Pothead.html


Also, we are having a party friday, so come.

2 crazy months condensed into a couple of paragraphs

Once again, it has been 2 months since I potsed to this blog. Once again I will make up excuses about how no one cares what I do every day or how awesome my weekend was or how big the crap I laid this morning was... Ok that last one came from no where, and actually it was pretty disgusting, I'm sorry. But the point is that these blogs let us feel like the boring crap we do everyday is important or something.

That being said, I did get engaged since I last posted here, so that probably doesnt count in the "every day boring crap" category. Yes, thats right, I proposed to my fantastic girlfriend (ahem... fiance) on her birthday. It was pretty sweet. I threw her a surprise party that she completely wasnt expecting, and then proposed to her. I think that counts as two distinct really awesome things I did for her so I can be a total jerk for a few months. Besides, that big ole piece of refined carbon on her finger means she cant leave me no matter what I do, right? Anyway, since she is a woman (otherwise we prolly wouldnt be engaged) she has been planning her wedding since she was but a sparkle in her fathers eye, and before the words were out my mouth we had a date, and locations for the wedding and reception. actually we kinda had a date before I proposed, if you believe that. anyway it is on october 6th (or is it 7th... whatever the saturday is... I really should get this memorized, I can see some uncomfortable aniversaries if I cant) 2006. The wedding is going to be at the University of Maryland chapel and because you love us so much and want to drive all day, the reception will be in Towson at a bed and breakfast. Actually it works out nicely since there will be a few hours in between due to the way these places do their schedules, and the B and B is really nice.

I also moved into the new house since the last post so thats cool. I like living with my girlf... I mean fiance damn thats hard to get used to. I get to be all domestic and make her dinner and stuff and she cleans up for me, and we dont have to waste phone bills on hour long copnversations everynight. hmm, I just realized that "domestic" sounds like a euphemism for gay. Hey, just because I can cook doesnt make me gay. its the sex with men that makes me gay. or at least it would it it existed. Im engaged to a WOMAN damnit! step off with the gay shit!

ok, that last paragraph was kinda weird... this is why I dont post often... I get a pscitzophrentic(sp)-like. anyway, the final reason I should have posted and didnt is that I got a kitten. Yes, there is now another creature's life in my hands. thats a scary thought. she is like 9 weeks old and her name is Chloe. no particular reason for the name. I was going to call her testudo, but my brother thought that was retarded and I agreed with him. she is really active and runs around like shes on crack, quite often hitting or falling off of things. she gets along with the dog pretty well but gets licked by her a lot. when she gets bigger they will prolly be best buddies.

Ok assholes, you happy now? you made me post. you made me rehash all the stuff that you already knew about. you made me rant on and not make sense. bastards.

Honestly though I will try and post more often... Im just too lazy.